Corny Jokes To Gobble Up For Your Thanksgiving Dinner

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Silly Dad Jokes You Can Serve At The Dinner Table!

1. Pretty fowl-ish, if you ask me 😂

2. Boo! 👻

3. PSA: Birdspeak isn't family-friendly 😂

4. Finger-lickin' good 😋

5. They say bravery and foolishness are close cousins 😂

6. Be right back, computing how many pumpkin pies I'll be eating for Thanksgiving 🎃

7. We are all Dewey deep inside 😂

8. Ka-ching! 🤑

9. No peeking! 🫣

10. Too bad for the turkey 🦃

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Sources

• "56 Funny Thanksgiving Jokes That Everyone Will Find Hilarious" at Good Housekeeping via https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/holidays/thanksgiving-ideas/g22788839/thanksgiving-jokes/

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